Lost Your Job? Hyundai Will Take Back Your New Car!
In these stressful economical times companies are going to extreme lengths to make their customers happy. Hyundai has offered up a no questions asked return policy on all new cars. Too good to be true? Well, we have yet to hear of anyone trying this offer out, but according to The Hyundai Assurance Program if you purchase a new car this year and are laid off, you can return it.
Honestly, there will probably be a million and one strings attached to you returning a vehicle, but apparently this program will cover depreciation up to $7,500. This led us to wonder what other consumer products should be returnable if you get canned within the next year.
Food
We like large portions in ‘Merica, but not everyone enjoys reheating day old left overs. If we pay $12.99 for a big-ass meal at Chilis and can’t finish all our beer battered fried chicken why can’t we return the rest?!
Homes
Real Estate’s a tough racket in this economy, so agents should be bending over backwards to make a sale. Instill some trust in a hopeful home owner by telling them if their home falls over they can stop paying. Certainly this will not lead to people trashing their homes on purpose!
Pets
Old Kittah is not amused by the prospect of selling your beaten down pets to a pawn shop.
17″ MacBook Pro
Ok, we love MacBooks, Apple products and Steve Jobs. But a $2799 starting price for the new 17-inch MacBook Pro?? Now you’re just getting way too full of yourselves fellas. This write paid less for the first AND second car they owned! Of course, they are both in a junk yard somewhere – too bad neither was a Hyundai!
Used Porn
Eww…
Jul 7th, 2009 at 12:52 pm
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